sometimes i go a long time without checking ezra’s twitter and then when i do i am never disappointed
do you think the sheriff ever pauses his late night movie and calls melissa and hes like do you think dracula is real and melissa is like r u srs ??
#lmao dude probably thinks everything is real#’stiles which of your friends is a vampire’#’dad vampires aren’t real’#’REALLY STILES BECAUSE I SHOT A JAPANSESE DEMON LAST MONTH DON’T FUCKIN TELL ME VAMPIRES AREN’T REAL’
YOU KNOW THEY’RE YOUR OTP WHEN THEY STAND NEXT TO EACH OTHER AND YOU CAN’T CALM DOWN
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine